CHAPTER 28

ENGLAND

EARNING A LIVING


Doing John's washing




 




We continued to search the internet for jobs. (There seemed to be so many!)  We registered with agencies and scoured newspapers.  Over and over we sent off our CV’s to companies in the hope of their spotting an eager employee.  My husband eventually resorted to writing letters offering his services for free in the hopes of an eventual job offer.  But we had no replies.  Things don’t work that way here.  You have to follow the correct channels, stick to the system.  After all, humans don’t read our applications, and there’s no point in appealing to the compassionate side of a computer!

Not wanting to bore you too much I have set out below the incredibly long and intense process of procuring work in this country.

Finally an Agent phoned John with an offer.  The position had the important sounding title of Horticultural Team Leader in a large Garden Centre.  A large amount of documents were forwarded by email which needed to be completed before a decision could be reached on whether an interview would be arranged. Before completing the forms John had to go on an anonymous visit to the Garden Centre and do some “secret shopping”.  He could then complete the forms stating how the service was, what he considered to be the negative and positive points of the staff and what recommendations he had for improving the garden centre. This together with a string of multiple choice questionnaires was, I felt, a very clever way to gain free advice via a survey, whether an employment offer was finally produced or not. 

The forms, together with the visit to the shop, took almost two days and this was followed by two separate thirty minute interviews with the agent.  He was a friendly man, who John got to know on a first name basis but who remained just a voice on the telephone.  Finally the interview was set up and John set off dressed in a recommended suit where he spent two hours being grilled by two people who apparently liked him a lot but told him that at the end of the day it was up to the “big boys” in Head Office (who would never actually meet him) and depended on whether he gave the correct answers in the forms he had completed. 

Another long wait of four days, more phone calls from the friendly agent and finally a job offer!  And more forms to complete…..  This time a password was given to register on-line to complete a Health and Safety assessment.  This had to be completed before starting work the following week.  It took John and myself two whole days to finish the assessment.  Watch a video, listen to a talk, and answer multiple choice questions.  Again there is no flexibility here.  You answer is either right or wrong.  If you score less than 80% you fail and need to start again.  Hence the two days time for completion.

Now all of this was for the job of Horticulture Team Leader.  The salary seemed very low for such an important sounding role.  I waited impatiently for John to come home after his first day at work to tell me what the job actually entailed. 

What it entailed was a lot of manual labour.  Although he had to look after the plants it seemed that his main task was moving displays, shelves, trolleys, sweeping and carrying the customers’ purchases to their cars.  Mostly mindless tasks and certainly not in need of the high qualifications they asked for.  The jobs we gave to Nosisi and Sydney in our nursery in South Africa, both having only a minimal amount of education and certainly no diplomas.  A big step down in life!

This shows what the job situation is actually like in this country. People are so desperate for work because benefits supplied by the Government do not equal a liveable income.  People from Europe flock to the UK and are prepared to work longer hours for less money so naturally they’re given the unskilled jobs first.  There are too many people and not enough jobs and therefore the large corporations can be fussy and get the best there is for the lowest wage possible.  This is how someone with a qualification in Horticulture and 30 years experience ends up sweeping the floors.  And stays there; no hope of a promotion no matter how hard he works.

Don’t fall ill in the first year of employment because you won’t get any sick leave, with or without a Doctor’s certificate.  If you need your full salary you will come to work even if you’re close to death.

They can pay peanuts to over-qualified people and expect them to work up to 45 hours a week or more if needed without the necessity to pay overtime.  If anyone complains, there’s always someone else desperate enough to take the job.  Don’t expect to stick to the given hours either.  You will arrive early for a staff meeting before work starts and you will write your reports after your work finishes.  The company will get every ounce of sweat out of you and then some more.

On the plus side John was given a full and new uniform including warm jacket and boots.  On the down side the uniform was all in lime green and purple and not really his favourite colours!  Even if he had got to keep if when he left it’s doubtful he’d ever want to wear it again, unless it’s to a fancy dress party.

Of course, once John found a job and left each morning at 8am with the car, only to return at 7pm in the evening, I suddenly discovered that our little piece of paradise became a prison for me.  I could walk through the fields for miles but the shops were too far away, I could visit the neighbours but being twice my age we had very little in common.  Paddy became my only companion and I felt extremely isolated and lonely. 





Long walks with Paddy








The Landlords indicated that they were thinking of selling the house so after a year of comfortable bliss in the countryside we decided to move back to town.  I felt the move would be beneficial as I could then be more independent and find work within walking distance.  A year later found us moving house yet again, with our same “Man with a Van” to help us with our boxes and furniture. 



Hard to adjust to living in town after the year we spent in Bosbury and the beautiful house we rented there





Once again we had to make a big adjustment and get used to living in a terraced house and within arms’ length of our neighbours front door.  No more fields to look out on now and instead we had pavements and rows of houses.  What I did notice though was that although I was now living in town, I felt more isolated than ever!  People in the countryside are friendly and have time to have a chat.  People in town are busy and keep to themselves. In the year we lived there I never met our neighbour and his house was joined to ours, we shared a bedroom wall! The neighbours on the other side were retired and although I did try to pop over for a chat they definitely weren’t the type of people for receiving “pop-over” visitors.  We saw each other occasionally when we walked out of our door which faced theirs, but apart from a very formal “Good Morning” or “Nice weather today” there was no chatting to be had there.



Main street in Ledbury






Market Ledbury






But of course I enjoyed all the advantages of living in town, such as the short distance to the shops and pub and the work opportunities which I believed would be abundant……..

After walking the streets, handing in my CV, making enquiries at the Doctors’ rooms and applying for each and every advertised job I felt capable of doing, I failed over and over again to be offered employment. I prepared so carefully for interviews and put my heart and soul into applications but there was no interest. It’s not surprising my self confidence began to desert me and depression and homesickness set in.




 Ledbury

 

 

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